Everyone should see the new Futurama episode featuring the eyePhone.

New month, new iPhone, new work attitude...let's make some money.

Final count: 20 iPhone 4s sold. It's been a good day.

At work very early for iPhone 4 launch (take 2).

Yay Top Gear is back! Fire up those Torrent clients.

It's cool USA, maybe next time.

USA! USA! USA!

Today starts a new day with this company. Let's call it a 12 month program to improve myself... I'm optimistic.

I've never celebrated this holiday but I respect all the dads who do. Happy fathers day all.

Not a bad setup. Just chillin by the pool trying to sling U-verse.

Congrats Lakers! You did it...again.

600,000 iPhone 4s were preordered yesterday. Apple is the only company ever than can pull off those numbers.

iPhone 4 broke our internets!

New 360 = awesome!!

Didn't sell a phone today...for the third day in a row. Time to go home and drink!

iPhone 4 preorder starts June 15th! Hit me up if you want me to check if your elgible.

Graduation weekend take two: this time it's my cousin, Eddy.

At The Orleans for Sara's sister Becky's graduation.

Yay back in Vegas

iPhone 4 = pretty effin awesome

iPhone day!! Finally...

At DCA for an exclusive viewing of World of Color! Yay!

Couple fight over cell phone pricing = awkward sales rep (me)

The best reality show of all time premiered tonight! Hells Kitchen!

MAGRUBER!

Finally at the local Farmer's Market

The best way to force yourself to Spring clean is to invite people over for the weekend.

Just had a big arguement with a union guy. Slimy bastards...

LOST, I will miss it. Thx to the writers for the EPIC 6 year ride. I fear that there won't be a show like that for years...

The end is now...

LOST series fanale event on now! 2 hr recap on first, then finally all our questions will be answered! Woot!

I knew it was too good to be true

Lolz Megan Fox is fired from Transformers 3. Can Bay find someone even better looking to replace her? Probably not...

In Hollywod being a tourist

Just got cut off by a Raider fan in traffic. Typical douche...

The new HP commercials that have Murray from 'Flight of the Conchords' are brilliant.

Hoping to get my love into LOST. Starting with episode 1...

Is it weird that a certain song from a show makes me cry everytime?

Iron Man 2 was epic! If you are going to go see it (you are) wait until the end of the credits or you will hate yourself!

at an Iron Man 2 showing

At Toyotafest woot!

Rocket 1 launch status: MIA

LOST :(....

At the movies seeing Date Night with my love.

Beer? Check. Copy of ODST? Check. Sick ass Halo Reach action? Now...

Bye dnilella orange main woooopt

At Lucky Strike at The Block for some bowling action with the team.

New month, new management (soon), new dress code, new everything.

I want a tablet that has AT&T 3G, HD video playback, application support, and external device support. And I want to be done with Apple. What options am I left with? John?

New LOST twist! It's not on every Tuesday...bastards.

Why do Mexicans find it necessary to bring their whole family of 7 inside to make 1 bill payment?

Ladies please read: http://ping.fm/AnSu6

Common Ryan Mathews! Make us Bulldog fans proud on the Chargers!

At Disneyland with my love and Laura having some Best Buy moments.

Man I CANNOT get the hang of this Uverse shit...

Yay back home catching up on TV shows we missed. Starting with Breaking Bad.

is leaving Vegas. See you again in another month!

My car is so quiet :(

Engagement party was so awesome thanks for everyone who came!!

Yay we're home!

Wow Apple, finally there will be multitasking on the iPhone. I feel bad for my battery life...

Finally writers of LOST, answers...

So I'm trying to design our wedding cake and finding out that this is harder than I thought. We are looking at an "art deco" theme but something minimal in design. Any ideas?

Today celebrates the only zombie rising recorded in history. Right Christians? Ughhh I have come to abolish your sins ughhhhh!

It's iPad day ladies and gents. Who's getting one?

Man all the easy to pull April Fools jokes all involve bad karma...

WSJ is reporting that one of it's definitive sources says that Verizon will get the iPhone this year. I say it's all BS unless Apple says so. We shouldn't have to wait too long to know for sure.

Is finally getting the time to watch Black Dynamite.

Another Sunday means another slow day standing around.

It took me almost 2.5 hours to get to work today...fml

Gowalla or foursquare? Any suggestions?

These chicks are dudes...

Thanks Democrats! History has truly been made today!

PEENCH!

WTF is wrong with people?! http://ping.fm/P6e70

Big wedding changes are afoot!! Details later...

Celebrate today and eat sone Pi!!

Phew! First time back at the gym since I've moved and it feels good!

Yay I beat Mass Effect 2! Now I can finally put the controller down...and then pick it back up to play Forza 3!

Yay date is now finalized And we have a baker for our cake!

FFFUUU Verizon just locked in NFL Mobile from Sprint for the next four years. No love for AT&T...

It didn't work Matt! I still got hit with CA tax and union dues. Eff...

First Uverse sale woot!

Common Up In The Air for best picture!

At the park for the first time since I've moved here...and it's raining

Just booked photographer and videographer for the wedding. Very cool stuff!

Uverse is hard to sell...

You wanna play like that Enrique? Game on!

Well first day back to work at the new store, opening btw. This should be interesting...

Just dropped Sara off at the spa for a 3 hour panpering. I hope she enjoys it.

Here in Cali unpacking the truck...kinda

So long Vegas...

Last day working at this store...

After much deliberation within myself, I have abolished my "revenge list" in hopes that karma will overcome. It was a short list but it feels good not to worry about it.

Congrats New Orleans!

I have a 31% of surviving a zombie apocalypse and I am 55% effective as a human shield. My dead body is worth $4475 and I am 47% geek. Phew...

Boredom: I could fend off 20 five year olds but only 15 ninety year olds. My body can feed 19 cannibals and I would taste like broiled chicken.

LOST has started again and the world of TV is a much better place.

3 hours!

After getting 7 perfect 5s for Customer Feedback Surveys in January, I got a 1 on the last day of the month, the worst score possible...FML