Now I don't believe in hell. But the people that are trying to sell MJ memorial tickets on eBay will burn one way or another.

What a night! Woke up the morning from a deep drunk sleep to an escaped crab, wtf.

I wonder what a michael bay fireworks show would look like?

At the fam 4th party drinkin it up and blowing shit up, america style.

Wtf! Out of all the data centers in the country to burst into flames, its gotta be the one that hosts all the site I need today.

Need new car? Prob not. Want new car? Yessss

Geocaching adventure! 6 to go...

Oh Mr. Zapata...you are not sitting well in my tummy.

Bubble guts is brewing...

Systems are back down. What the hell am I doing here?

Our systems are down and there's nothing I can do about it! Calm down people it's not the end of the world.

Must buy GM...Must join Army...

At Transformers RotF showing. Preparing for major explosions and lack of intelligent plot.

Mission accomplished. Back to base. Over.

On the hunt for Mr. Joe Jackson

Just got up. But I feel a lot better.

Still have yet to sleep. I hate being alone :(

Man, what an idiot I am sometimes. Why do I make myself feel so alone?

RIP Michael Jackson. You crazy bastard...

Snagglepuss is the best maybe the greatest even!