Monday, December 8, 2008

This girl is fucking awesome...

..Nuff said.

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

*angry face*

Donald Moses is a dumb fat nigger douch...

..Just sayin.
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Monday, November 10, 2008


Man the damn xmas music is already ringing in our store nonstop but where are the customers?!

I need to sell...a lot.

Someone buy a phone from meee!!

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008


Go Obama!

Lead us in the right direction towards change.

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It's time...

Common black man, get us some change!

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Friday, October 31, 2008

You know it's Disneyland when...

Food looks like a mouse's head...


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Monday, October 27, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Pac-Man pumpkin carving mission complete.

Enjoy the holiday...

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Thanks Motorola!

There's nothing like a free $400 phone to make you sell their products...

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

My new look...

It's going to be awesome!

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Man dieting sucks...

I hate eating something that I normally love so much but the diet version tastes like flavored water...

..Oh well that's the cost.

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

New Headset

Oh the perks I get while working for AT&T. This the the new Plantronics headset. Nobody else at work liked it so I took it. $130 for free? Yes please...
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Matt Burton!

Was almost fired! But he's not, his jewness stays with the store just a little bit longer.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I'm Back!

The boredom is back!

Let's see if I can keep the posts up for a little longer than the last time around.

Monday, April 14, 2008

RIP Melody Lucy Ann King 1946-2008


i will miss you forever. hurts so bad....


Friday, April 11, 2008

Fat Tuesday's

Go there...

Get some...

Get drunk...


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Friday, April 4, 2008

A slave to trends

What is up with people who think wearing sunglasses inside is cool?

Or people who drive a base chrysler 300 and wear a retarded amount of fake gold chains?

Or their wives who dress in pink football jersies and have their matching pink hat worn to the side?

And they let their kids run around unattended.

Why are people like this? Especially people in their late 40s...

Its a disgrace...people need to look in the mirror a little bit more before stepping out for the day.

Oh panda express...the people that visit.

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Super hickie

It looks like i was hit in the neck with a paintball.

Heres hoping that it wears away before work on sat.

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Daily giggle #2

ummmm anything to do with today's (kinda yesterday) April Fools day madness.

Last year, I told my mother that Sara was pregnant and it was awesome. I wanted to do something this year but I had to top it. my ideas were:

Thom got into a car accident and died - too much...

Thom calls and tells her that hes gay - perfect! but Thom wouldnt do it...said it was too gay (duh!)

I call and tell her that through some bloodwork I had done a while ago, I contracted HIV (read the news) - this was a golden idea that i was so close to doing but pulled out (teehee) at the last second.

So another AFD goes by uncelebrated but this just gives me more time to think of something for next year.


wtf??!?1 #2

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.

Price admitted that his skeevy antics took place both inside and outside of his home, and police say he did his table humping in broad daylight, not far from a school.

In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.

wow...i really dont know what to say.

btw...this isnt becasue its april fools day.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

"unreadable disc"

all i wanted after a long drive by meself is to come home and play some rainbow six vegas 2...but no, my 360 had to break on me.

no discs are reading so now i have to wait about 2 weeks for a repair from microsoft...


Fuckin gas....

And this isnt even at a filler town. Im outside san diego.

Anyways so i leaving now, all by myself...ill be back in town in about 5 hours...if i drive the speed limit...

..Which i wont ;)

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Drinkin it up at tikis

Try thois plce out next time ur at san diego in downtown$

Its has good drinks and sushi.


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Just checkin out some penguins.

Its actually a pretty nice day today.

After this we are gonna go back home and rest for my travels tonight.

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Linda and davids new puppy

Aside from being sick all last night, this puppy is freakin cute. A little too small for my taste but its still cute.

Btw we might be going to seaworld today or just hang out...who knows.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Cali sunset

Took a chot at a viewpoint on our way to san diego.

How romantic...


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So no disneyland for us...

..But thats cool

Instead we are grabbing some eats before we head over to san diego.

Hopefully this trip will get better...

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Finally at Anaheim

So we are finally here...

Idk how many poor bug bastards i killed, cali is apperently full of them. Traffic wasnt so bad but we were supposed to be here 2 hours late but thats cool.

And it turns out that the whole reason we came to anaheim was useless...oh well. Might as well live it up while we are here.

Cant be that bad right?

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Me and the love of my life at Fridays

So after a long day for both of us, its good to settle down at TGIFridays with some Jack Daniels ribs.

Btw we are going to cali tomorrow, first to anaheim, then to san diego. We are gonna chill with Saras cool cousin (barely)

Jk linda

Should be fun, be back on Saturday

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Daily giggle #1

gotta love the office returns April 10th...cant wait!

Test blackberry post

So this is a post from my 8810...just to see if it works.

Btw still havent sold shit, just crabby customers.

And a pic from me at
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wtf??!? #1

WESTON, Wis. — An 11-year-old girl died after her parents prayed for healing rather than seek medical help for a treatable form of diabetes, police said Tuesday.

Everest Metro Police Chief Dan Vergin said Madeline Neumann died Sunday.
"She got sicker and sicker until she was dead," he said.

Vergin said an autopsy determined the girl died from diabetic ketoacidosis, an ailment that left her with too little insulin in her body, and she had probably been ill for about 30 days, suffering symptoms like nausea, vomiting, excessive thirst, loss of appetite and weakness.

The girl's parents, Dale and Leilani Neumann, attributed the death to "apparently they didn't have enough faith," the police chief said.

They believed the key to healing "was it was better to keep praying. Call more people to help pray," he said.

The mother believes the girl could still be resurrected, the police chief said.
Telephone messages left at the Neumann home by The Associated Press were not immediately returned.

The family does not attend an organized church or participate in an organized religion, Vergin said. "They have a little Bible study of a few people."

The parents told investigators their daughter last saw a doctor when she was 3 to get some shots, Vergin said. The girl had attended public school during the first semester but didn't return for the second semester.

Officers went to the home after one of the girl's relatives in California called police to check on her, Vergin said. She was taken to a hospital where she was pronounced dead.

The relative was fearful the girl was "extremely ill, dire," Vergin said.

The girl has three siblings, ranging in age from 13 to 16, the police chief said.

"They are still in the home," he said. "There is no reason to remove them. There is no abuse or signs of abuse that we can see."

The girl's death remains under investigation and the findings will be forwarded to the district attorney to review for possible charges, the chief said.

The family operates a coffee shop in Weston, which is a suburb of Wausau, Vergin said.

via foxnews here

now i know religion is a big thing to some people but there is no reason to be this one is this dumb

when your daughter is obviously ill, please take her to the

dont let religion cloud your judgement about these things. i think the strangest part about this article is the fact that they did not attend an organized church. most nuts like this cant stay away from church.

stuff like this is whats wrong with religion...


First post!!!1

so here i am at work....its obvious thats its a slow day. i have only 1 phone out the door.

so im hoping to update this regularly so everyone who reads this (read: nobody) can see what im up to. its an interesting concept and will be better than that pos they call myspace...fuck you tom.

so yes...this is my blogger!!