It's almost the end of this crappy year. I cannot wait for the changes in 2011.

STEVE HOLT!!

It's only going to get harder next year Chargers. Raiders and the Chiefs are here to play...

S'mores and hard egg nog by the fire with your wife and kitty. Is there any better way to end an awesome xmas?

Merry Christmas to all. May you all consume many carbs and sugars on this awesome day!

Current weight: 267.9 loss of 6. Total loss is 19.8.

It's so much better waking up to sunshine in the morning.

Looks like we will miss the lunar eclipse. Damn rain...

Looks like we will miss the lunar eclipse. Damn rain...

Current weight: 273.8 loss of 7.7 since Friday and total loss of 13.9 since start of diet 6 days ago. Wow...

It's supposed to rain 6 days in a row in Anaheim. Eff...

Crappy weather in Anaheim today. Waiting for the rain to let up to get my bike ride in.

282 lbs. Loss of 6 lbs

Phew! 3 hours and 12 autographs later, I'm done!

This diet isn't as bad as I thougt. Hamburger patty with a cucumber for dinner. Yum.

Achievement Unlocked! Xmas cards are done!

It's an Xmas miracle! Thanks AT&T!

And that ends Brett Farve's streak. 297 starts won't be beat any time soon.

Epic fantasy week! Got into playoffs on BOTH leagues! Thanks McFadden and Garçon!

Ooo! Dexter fanale!

Common Chargers! Take advantage of Matt Cassel being out for the game.

This may be a sad attempt at networking but if anyone knows anyone who is looking for a super awesome employee (me!) that can work let me know. I realize that it's a lot easier to get employed when someone can refer you.

Diet starts today! Current weight: 287. Goal weight: a LOT less.

How important is rent?

Teaching Ppoki to Skype while we are away is harder than I thought.

Doesn't get the Profile picture cartoon thing...

"Let's face it. Ewoks suck dude."

I guess this question is mainly for John but: What are some need-to-have apps for the iPad?

Let's go Chargers!!

Happy Day of Giving Thanks to all. Hope the turkey and football is good for everyone.

Top Gear is finally in the USA and it's not that bad.

It's going to be a tough Fantasy week this week.

Cha-Ching!

Finally on my way back home.

Thank you for all you do military, active or not.

Wow it's 39 degrees. What kind of desert is this?!

Just got to Barstow.

Finally on my way to Vegas!

Aren't the Cowboys supposed to be Americas team? Can we change that please? It's embarrassing...

No beard this year for Beardvember (been there, not fun) but maybe a moustache?

Finally went to Best Buy to pick up my lappy and surprise, they lost my AC adapter and cracked my glass on the screen. Awesome.

Mmm fresh strawberries and avocados from the farmers market.

FINALLY got my android phone the way I like it. Anyone recommend any need-to-have apps?

Let's try this again sober. Thank you everyone for the bday wishes and thanks again to everyone who came to the party. It was a blast!

Thabks for all the bdy wiashes evetyobe! party was awesome!

new numba! 7143433323 about time right?

Achievement unlocked: get 30,000 gamerscore. w00t!

I'm getting paid to play Halo Reach. Awesome.

Finally all moved in! Send me a message if you want our new address.

RIP Phillipe, he didn't make the move :(

Moving day! It's about damn time.

Wishes he was on a dark, lonely hill in Corona with his camera and tripod during this awesome lightning storm.

RIP Greg Giraldo...

Yay job hunting!

I'm a little nervous about the meeting this morning...

Wow it's cooler in Vegas then here in Cali...what twisted world we live in.

Just got kicked out of my store. Hurray!

They're something surreal about seeing a movie in an empty theater.

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up about the mosque. Who cares? It is not going to affect you in any way if it gets built or not. Geeze...

Now waiting at a local Best Buy with a bunch of nerds to pick up Halo Reach.

Let's go Chargers! Common Mathews!

At Disneyland all day today with wifey, Robin, and her sister. Missing week 1 but good thing I have a smart phone.

The 2010 NFL season kicks off in 4 minutes! Gooooo Chargers!!

Human. Effin. Pacman. http://ping.fm/0fPEL

There is an Uncle Bryan impersonator at Pat and Oscars...

Kindle or Nook?

Verizon only NFL Mobile hacked and on my non-Verizon phone = Awesomeness!

Awesome!

New iPods today, very exciting stuff. I sense a new Nano in my wife's future.

What have we done!?

I cannot wait for this crappy month to end.

2 days off with no money and no wife is not fun. Boooooring.

Glen Beck is a tool.

I guess there will be an Angels star player here today signing autographs. I couldn't care less.

Yay my friday has finally come!

Ahh big wigs in the store!

It's football time so it deserves it's own page. Www.sgbailes.com/football

Nothing like a fight with another coworker to start the day.

I still don't get this whole NY mosque thing. What's the big deal?

Awesome! Just met the guys of #Mega64 in the Vons parking lot!

Common #Chargers let's show them what's up!

Coldstone makes everything better

At Tabu Sushi enjoying some yummy rolls

FFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!
http://ping.fm/Jp3cu

Wow today is a my 4 year anniversary with AT&T. Let's hole I can make it to 5.

One thing that sucks about Cali, the lack of friends. When will my Vegas peeps come hang out with us?

Finally got the tank cleaned for Philip

Why do morbidly obese people always have awkward smells?

Ahh the threat of termination, what a great start to my day.

I need to stop playing with this new phone and go to bed!

So finally trying out an android phone, starting out with the captivate

PSA of the day: Make sure of your work schedule, especially when it's a difference between opening/ closing and you are sharing a car.

It's official and money is in hand, we are moving!

PSA: Make sure your alarm is set to AM and not PM.

We have a website! Check it: sgbailes.com It's pretty enpty now but there will be a lot more info coming so check frequently!

New Blackberry Torch launches today! Come get one!

Yay! Time for an early mystery meeting with the bosses bosses boss...awesome.

We must be the worst Disney fans ever since we are now finally seeing Toy Story 3.

Time for Blondie at the #OCFair

Finally at the OC Fair! My mission is to find the weirdest consumable and eat it.

Alright weekend, beginnnnnn.......NOW!

If you can thank your many years of sales excellence on one location, then you aren't very good at your job.

Congrats California gay couples, Prop 8 has been overturned.

Hurry! Someone come over and hang out with us! House is clean and it won't stay like that for long!

Ahh Farve Watch 2010! Why are people so surprised?

Finally a version for the guys! http://ping.fm/9HaJL

Just finished #SC2 campaign. Now how long do I have to wait for the other 2 parts? Hopefully not another 12 years...

Gah! I can't stop playing #SC2 The 12 year wait was worth it!

AT&T is ranked 2nd in customer service by JD Power! That's up from last 6 months ago. Does this mean more experience trainings?

RIP Star Tours 1.0. Hopefully 2.0 will make some godamn sense next time.

Camping with the fam yay reunion! Beer pong now sleepy times.

Yay another store rebranding refresh. I can't remember how many times I've done this.

New season of Dexter trailer: http://ping.fm/vUIAF who's excited?!

Forge World looks sick!! Check the new ViDoc on Bungie's website.

Yay...sales camp...

Someone play Words With Friends with me please!! Name is FerZeMotherland

#DelToro is doing a #HauntedMansion movie! Epic!!

Why doesn't anyone wave or nod anymore when you let them in your lane during traffic?

If Bobby Flay came to my house for a throwdown, it would probably be for my expertly made bowl of cereal.

At FroyoLand in Corona enjoying some delicious treats.

I wanna make a website. What kind of content would draw you to it daily? I need ideas people!

Man I loves me some #HellsKitchen

Listening to #TWiT on my long drive home from work. I can't wait to move...

time to give this whole 'twitter' thing a go. hit me up @geraldbailes

Hello Mr! idk why my phone doesnt work, i didnt do anything to it! *inspects dripping device* did you drop it in liquid? NO?!

Happy 55th bday Disneyland!

Broken AC + heat wave + fat guy in work clothes = sweaty AT&T rep...

Yay at Disneyland all day today with family.

Mr. Gerald Bailes. Has a nice ring to it...

Brilliant http://ping.fm/xYzN3
Thanks Dan.

John's Incredible with the team. Woot

Made myself a Vesper (original James Bond martini) and it's not for me.

See ya Vegas. As always, it's been fun (and crazy).

91 degrees right now in Las Vegas...not sure I miss that.

Just saw a 4 car accident caused by a guy talking on his cell phone. The Bluetooth law here makes so much more sense now...

Everyone should see the new Futurama episode featuring the eyePhone.

New month, new iPhone, new work attitude...let's make some money.

Final count: 20 iPhone 4s sold. It's been a good day.

At work very early for iPhone 4 launch (take 2).

Yay Top Gear is back! Fire up those Torrent clients.

It's cool USA, maybe next time.

USA! USA! USA!

Today starts a new day with this company. Let's call it a 12 month program to improve myself... I'm optimistic.

I've never celebrated this holiday but I respect all the dads who do. Happy fathers day all.

Not a bad setup. Just chillin by the pool trying to sling U-verse.

Congrats Lakers! You did it...again.

600,000 iPhone 4s were preordered yesterday. Apple is the only company ever than can pull off those numbers.

iPhone 4 broke our internets!

New 360 = awesome!!

Didn't sell a phone today...for the third day in a row. Time to go home and drink!

iPhone 4 preorder starts June 15th! Hit me up if you want me to check if your elgible.

Graduation weekend take two: this time it's my cousin, Eddy.

At The Orleans for Sara's sister Becky's graduation.

Yay back in Vegas

iPhone 4 = pretty effin awesome

iPhone day!! Finally...

At DCA for an exclusive viewing of World of Color! Yay!

Couple fight over cell phone pricing = awkward sales rep (me)

The best reality show of all time premiered tonight! Hells Kitchen!

MAGRUBER!

Finally at the local Farmer's Market

The best way to force yourself to Spring clean is to invite people over for the weekend.

Just had a big arguement with a union guy. Slimy bastards...

LOST, I will miss it. Thx to the writers for the EPIC 6 year ride. I fear that there won't be a show like that for years...

The end is now...

LOST series fanale event on now! 2 hr recap on first, then finally all our questions will be answered! Woot!

I knew it was too good to be true

Lolz Megan Fox is fired from Transformers 3. Can Bay find someone even better looking to replace her? Probably not...

In Hollywod being a tourist

Just got cut off by a Raider fan in traffic. Typical douche...

The new HP commercials that have Murray from 'Flight of the Conchords' are brilliant.

Hoping to get my love into LOST. Starting with episode 1...

Is it weird that a certain song from a show makes me cry everytime?

Iron Man 2 was epic! If you are going to go see it (you are) wait until the end of the credits or you will hate yourself!

at an Iron Man 2 showing

At Toyotafest woot!

Rocket 1 launch status: MIA

LOST :(....

At the movies seeing Date Night with my love.

Beer? Check. Copy of ODST? Check. Sick ass Halo Reach action? Now...

Bye dnilella orange main woooopt

At Lucky Strike at The Block for some bowling action with the team.

New month, new management (soon), new dress code, new everything.

I want a tablet that has AT&T 3G, HD video playback, application support, and external device support. And I want to be done with Apple. What options am I left with? John?

New LOST twist! It's not on every Tuesday...bastards.

Why do Mexicans find it necessary to bring their whole family of 7 inside to make 1 bill payment?

Ladies please read: http://ping.fm/AnSu6

Common Ryan Mathews! Make us Bulldog fans proud on the Chargers!

At Disneyland with my love and Laura having some Best Buy moments.

Man I CANNOT get the hang of this Uverse shit...

Yay back home catching up on TV shows we missed. Starting with Breaking Bad.

is leaving Vegas. See you again in another month!

My car is so quiet :(

Engagement party was so awesome thanks for everyone who came!!

Yay we're home!

Wow Apple, finally there will be multitasking on the iPhone. I feel bad for my battery life...

Finally writers of LOST, answers...

So I'm trying to design our wedding cake and finding out that this is harder than I thought. We are looking at an "art deco" theme but something minimal in design. Any ideas?

Today celebrates the only zombie rising recorded in history. Right Christians? Ughhh I have come to abolish your sins ughhhhh!

It's iPad day ladies and gents. Who's getting one?

Man all the easy to pull April Fools jokes all involve bad karma...

WSJ is reporting that one of it's definitive sources says that Verizon will get the iPhone this year. I say it's all BS unless Apple says so. We shouldn't have to wait too long to know for sure.

Is finally getting the time to watch Black Dynamite.

Another Sunday means another slow day standing around.

It took me almost 2.5 hours to get to work today...fml

Gowalla or foursquare? Any suggestions?

These chicks are dudes...

Thanks Democrats! History has truly been made today!

PEENCH!

WTF is wrong with people?! http://ping.fm/P6e70

Big wedding changes are afoot!! Details later...

Celebrate today and eat sone Pi!!

Phew! First time back at the gym since I've moved and it feels good!

Yay I beat Mass Effect 2! Now I can finally put the controller down...and then pick it back up to play Forza 3!

Yay date is now finalized And we have a baker for our cake!

FFFUUU Verizon just locked in NFL Mobile from Sprint for the next four years. No love for AT&T...

It didn't work Matt! I still got hit with CA tax and union dues. Eff...

First Uverse sale woot!

Common Up In The Air for best picture!

At the park for the first time since I've moved here...and it's raining

Just booked photographer and videographer for the wedding. Very cool stuff!

Uverse is hard to sell...

You wanna play like that Enrique? Game on!

Well first day back to work at the new store, opening btw. This should be interesting...

Just dropped Sara off at the spa for a 3 hour panpering. I hope she enjoys it.

Here in Cali unpacking the truck...kinda

So long Vegas...

Last day working at this store...

After much deliberation within myself, I have abolished my "revenge list" in hopes that karma will overcome. It was a short list but it feels good not to worry about it.

Congrats New Orleans!

I have a 31% of surviving a zombie apocalypse and I am 55% effective as a human shield. My dead body is worth $4475 and I am 47% geek. Phew...

Boredom: I could fend off 20 five year olds but only 15 ninety year olds. My body can feed 19 cannibals and I would taste like broiled chicken.

LOST has started again and the world of TV is a much better place.

3 hours!

After getting 7 perfect 5s for Customer Feedback Surveys in January, I got a 1 on the last day of the month, the worst score possible...FML

Thanks Target for the going away party last night! It was awesome! I will miss you all! (mostly)

5 days kids. Set your clocks. ABC 9pm. We finally get to find out what the eff is going on.

Man Republicans are annoying sometimes. Instead of slamming our Democratic government, have valuable input so we can work together.

Thanks Apple for keeping the iPad with AT&T 3G. Had me scared for a second...

Common Apple, show us some cool shit.

I convinced my manager to have a meeting then forgot to go..eff

This weather makes me miss my Jeep *tear*

Ahhh! Republicans got the senate back! We are all doomed!

You had a good season Chargers, maybe next year.

CHARGERSSSS!!!

Txt Haiti to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. And no worries about card info, it's billed directly to your cell bill. Plz help in need.

Man this weekend keeps getting better and better. U-Verse is now setup an ready to be installed when I move in. With $60/mth in discounts too...

Cali here I come!! Official move in date: Feb. 15th. Start date with AT&T: pending...

TurboTax + E-File = happy times

WTF there's an effin clown driving a van behind me...

Nerdgasm!! Android is finally coming to AT&T! Five new devices (three exclusive) coming in the first half of 2010! Common Nexus One...

The "Give a day, Get a Disney day" campaigns is one of the coolest things I've seen out of a big company. Register here: http://ping.fm/fSVZ6

Well I'm glad I woke up this early for nothing...fml

2010 here we come...