Friday, December 31, 2010

It's almost the end of this crappy year. I cannot wait for the changes in 2011.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010


Sunday, December 26, 2010

It's only going to get harder next year Chargers. Raiders and the Chiefs are here to play...

Saturday, December 25, 2010

S'mores and hard egg nog by the fire with your wife and kitty. Is there any better way to end an awesome xmas?
Merry Christmas to all. May you all consume many carbs and sugars on this awesome day!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Current weight: 267.9 loss of 6. Total loss is 19.8.
It's so much better waking up to sunshine in the morning.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Looks like we will miss the lunar eclipse. Damn rain...
Looks like we will miss the lunar eclipse. Damn rain...
Current weight: 273.8 loss of 7.7 since Friday and total loss of 13.9 since start of diet 6 days ago. Wow...

Saturday, December 18, 2010

It's supposed to rain 6 days in a row in Anaheim. Eff...

Friday, December 17, 2010

Crappy weather in Anaheim today. Waiting for the rain to let up to get my bike ride in.
282 lbs. Loss of 6 lbs

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Phew! 3 hours and 12 autographs later, I'm done!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

This diet isn't as bad as I thougt. Hamburger patty with a cucumber for dinner. Yum.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Achievement Unlocked! Xmas cards are done!

Monday, December 13, 2010

It's an Xmas miracle! Thanks AT&T!
And that ends Brett Farve's streak. 297 starts won't be beat any time soon.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Epic fantasy week! Got into playoffs on BOTH leagues! Thanks McFadden and Garçon!
Ooo! Dexter fanale!
Common Chargers! Take advantage of Matt Cassel being out for the game.

Friday, December 10, 2010

This may be a sad attempt at networking but if anyone knows anyone who is looking for a super awesome employee (me!) that can work let me know. I realize that it's a lot easier to get employed when someone can refer you.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Diet starts today! Current weight: 287. Goal weight: a LOT less.

Monday, December 6, 2010

How important is rent?

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Teaching Ppoki to Skype while we are away is harder than I thought.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Doesn't get the Profile picture cartoon thing...

Thursday, December 2, 2010

"Let's face it. Ewoks suck dude."

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

I guess this question is mainly for John but: What are some need-to-have apps for the iPad?

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Let's go Chargers!!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Day of Giving Thanks to all. Hope the turkey and football is good for everyone.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Top Gear is finally in the USA and it's not that bad.
It's going to be a tough Fantasy week this week.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010


Thursday, November 11, 2010

Finally on my way back home.
Thank you for all you do military, active or not.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Wow it's 39 degrees. What kind of desert is this?!
Just got to Barstow.
Finally on my way to Vegas!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Aren't the Cowboys supposed to be Americas team? Can we change that please? It's embarrassing...

Saturday, November 6, 2010

No beard this year for Beardvember (been there, not fun) but maybe a moustache?

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Finally went to Best Buy to pick up my lappy and surprise, they lost my AC adapter and cracked my glass on the screen. Awesome.
Mmm fresh strawberries and avocados from the farmers market.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

FINALLY got my android phone the way I like it. Anyone recommend any need-to-have apps?

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Let's try this again sober. Thank you everyone for the bday wishes and thanks again to everyone who came to the party. It was a blast!
Thabks for all the bdy wiashes evetyobe! party was awesome!

Friday, October 29, 2010

new numba! 7143433323 about time right?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Achievement unlocked: get 30,000 gamerscore. w00t!

Monday, October 11, 2010

I'm getting paid to play Halo Reach. Awesome.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Finally all moved in! Send me a message if you want our new address.

Monday, October 4, 2010

RIP Phillipe, he didn't make the move :(

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Moving day! It's about damn time.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Wishes he was on a dark, lonely hill in Corona with his camera and tripod during this awesome lightning storm.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

RIP Greg Giraldo...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Yay job hunting!
I'm a little nervous about the meeting this morning...

Monday, September 27, 2010

Wow it's cooler in Vegas then here in Cali...what twisted world we live in.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Just got kicked out of my store. Hurray!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

They're something surreal about seeing a movie in an empty theater.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up about the mosque. Who cares? It is not going to affect you in any way if it gets built or not. Geeze...

Monday, September 13, 2010

Now waiting at a local Best Buy with a bunch of nerds to pick up Halo Reach.
Let's go Chargers! Common Mathews!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

At Disneyland all day today with wifey, Robin, and her sister. Missing week 1 but good thing I have a smart phone.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The 2010 NFL season kicks off in 4 minutes! Gooooo Chargers!!
Human. Effin. Pacman.
There is an Uncle Bryan impersonator at Pat and Oscars...
Kindle or Nook?

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Verizon only NFL Mobile hacked and on my non-Verizon phone = Awesomeness!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

New iPods today, very exciting stuff. I sense a new Nano in my wife's future.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

What have we done!?
What have we done!?
I cannot wait for this crappy month to end.

Monday, August 30, 2010

2 days off with no money and no wife is not fun. Boooooring.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Glen Beck is a tool.
I guess there will be an Angels star player here today signing autographs. I couldn't care less.
Yay my friday has finally come!

Friday, August 27, 2010

Ahh big wigs in the store!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

It's football time so it deserves it's own page.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Nothing like a fight with another coworker to start the day.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I still don't get this whole NY mosque thing. What's the big deal?

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Awesome! Just met the guys of #Mega64 in the Vons parking lot!
Common #Chargers let's show them what's up!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Coldstone makes everything better

Thursday, August 19, 2010

At Tabu Sushi enjoying some yummy rolls

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Wow today is a my 4 year anniversary with AT&T. Let's hole I can make it to 5.
One thing that sucks about Cali, the lack of friends. When will my Vegas peeps come hang out with us?

Monday, August 16, 2010

Finally got the tank cleaned for Philip
Finally got the tank cleaned for Philip

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Why do morbidly obese people always have awkward smells?
Ahh the threat of termination, what a great start to my day.
I need to stop playing with this new phone and go to bed!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

So finally trying out an android phone, starting out with the captivate
PSA of the day: Make sure of your work schedule, especially when it's a difference between opening/ closing and you are sharing a car.
It's official and money is in hand, we are moving!

Friday, August 13, 2010

PSA: Make sure your alarm is set to AM and not PM.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

We have a website! Check it: It's pretty enpty now but there will be a lot more info coming so check frequently!
New Blackberry Torch launches today! Come get one!
Yay! Time for an early mystery meeting with the bosses bosses boss...awesome.

Monday, August 9, 2010

We must be the worst Disney fans ever since we are now finally seeing Toy Story 3.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Time for Blondie at the #OCFair
Finally at the OC Fair! My mission is to find the weirdest consumable and eat it.
Alright weekend, beginnnnnn.......NOW!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

If you can thank your many years of sales excellence on one location, then you aren't very good at your job.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Congrats California gay couples, Prop 8 has been overturned.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Hurry! Someone come over and hang out with us! House is clean and it won't stay like that for long!
Ahh Farve Watch 2010! Why are people so surprised?
Finally a version for the guys!
Just finished #SC2 campaign. Now how long do I have to wait for the other 2 parts? Hopefully not another 12 years...

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Gah! I can't stop playing #SC2 The 12 year wait was worth it!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

AT&T is ranked 2nd in customer service by JD Power! That's up from last 6 months ago. Does this mean more experience trainings?

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

RIP Star Tours 1.0. Hopefully 2.0 will make some godamn sense next time.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Camping with the fam yay reunion! Beer pong now sleepy times.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Yay another store rebranding refresh. I can't remember how many times I've done this.
New season of Dexter trailer: who's excited?!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Forge World looks sick!! Check the new ViDoc on Bungie's website.
Yay...sales camp...

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Someone play Words With Friends with me please!! Name is FerZeMotherland
#DelToro is doing a #HauntedMansion movie! Epic!!
Why doesn't anyone wave or nod anymore when you let them in your lane during traffic?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

If Bobby Flay came to my house for a throwdown, it would probably be for my expertly made bowl of cereal.
At FroyoLand in Corona enjoying some delicious treats.
I wanna make a website. What kind of content would draw you to it daily? I need ideas people!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Man I loves me some #HellsKitchen
Listening to #TWiT on my long drive home from work. I can't wait to move...
time to give this whole 'twitter' thing a go. hit me up @geraldbailes
Hello Mr! idk why my phone doesnt work, i didnt do anything to it! *inspects dripping device* did you drop it in liquid? NO?!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Happy 55th bday Disneyland!

Friday, July 16, 2010

Broken AC + heat wave + fat guy in work clothes = sweaty AT&T rep...

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Yay at Disneyland all day today with family.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Mr. Gerald Bailes. Has a nice ring to it...

Monday, July 12, 2010

Thanks Dan.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

John's Incredible with the team. Woot

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Made myself a Vesper (original James Bond martini) and it's not for me.

Monday, July 5, 2010

See ya Vegas. As always, it's been fun (and crazy).

Saturday, July 3, 2010

91 degrees right now in Las Vegas...not sure I miss that.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Just saw a 4 car accident caused by a guy talking on his cell phone. The Bluetooth law here makes so much more sense now...

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Everyone should see the new Futurama episode featuring the eyePhone.
New month, new iPhone, new work attitude...let's make some money.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Final count: 20 iPhone 4s sold. It's been a good day.
At work very early for iPhone 4 launch (take 2).

Monday, June 28, 2010

Yay Top Gear is back! Fire up those Torrent clients.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

It's cool USA, maybe next time.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Today starts a new day with this company. Let's call it a 12 month program to improve myself... I'm optimistic.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

I've never celebrated this holiday but I respect all the dads who do. Happy fathers day all.
Not a bad setup. Just chillin by the pool trying to sling U-verse.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Congrats Lakers! You did it...again.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

600,000 iPhone 4s were preordered yesterday. Apple is the only company ever than can pull off those numbers.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

iPhone 4 broke our internets!

Monday, June 14, 2010

New 360 = awesome!!

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Didn't sell a phone today...for the third day in a row. Time to go home and drink!

Friday, June 11, 2010

iPhone 4 preorder starts June 15th! Hit me up if you want me to check if your elgible.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Graduation weekend take two: this time it's my cousin, Eddy.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

At The Orleans for Sara's sister Becky's graduation.
Yay back in Vegas

Monday, June 7, 2010

iPhone 4 = pretty effin awesome
iPhone day!! Finally...

Sunday, June 6, 2010

At DCA for an exclusive viewing of World of Color! Yay!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Couple fight over cell phone pricing = awkward sales rep (me)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The best reality show of all time premiered tonight! Hells Kitchen!

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Finally at the local Farmer's Market

Friday, May 28, 2010

The best way to force yourself to Spring clean is to invite people over for the weekend.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Just had a big arguement with a union guy. Slimy bastards...

Sunday, May 23, 2010

LOST, I will miss it. Thx to the writers for the EPIC 6 year ride. I fear that there won't be a show like that for years...
The end is now...
LOST series fanale event on now! 2 hr recap on first, then finally all our questions will be answered! Woot!

Friday, May 21, 2010

I knew it was too good to be true

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Lolz Megan Fox is fired from Transformers 3. Can Bay find someone even better looking to replace her? Probably not...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

In Hollywod being a tourist

Friday, May 14, 2010

Just got cut off by a Raider fan in traffic. Typical douche...

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The new HP commercials that have Murray from 'Flight of the Conchords' are brilliant.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Hoping to get my love into LOST. Starting with episode 1...

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Is it weird that a certain song from a show makes me cry everytime?

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Iron Man 2 was epic! If you are going to go see it (you are) wait until the end of the credits or you will hate yourself!
at an Iron Man 2 showing
At Toyotafest woot!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Rocket 1 launch status: MIA

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

LOST :(....
At the movies seeing Date Night with my love.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Beer? Check. Copy of ODST? Check. Sick ass Halo Reach action? Now...

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Bye dnilella orange main woooopt
At Lucky Strike at The Block for some bowling action with the team.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

New month, new management (soon), new dress code, new everything.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I want a tablet that has AT&T 3G, HD video playback, application support, and external device support. And I want to be done with Apple. What options am I left with? John?

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

New LOST twist! It's not on every Tuesday...bastards.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Why do Mexicans find it necessary to bring their whole family of 7 inside to make 1 bill payment?

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Common Ryan Mathews! Make us Bulldog fans proud on the Chargers!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

At Disneyland with my love and Laura having some Best Buy moments.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Man I CANNOT get the hang of this Uverse shit...

Monday, April 12, 2010

Yay back home catching up on TV shows we missed. Starting with Breaking Bad.
is leaving Vegas. See you again in another month!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

My car is so quiet :(

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Engagement party was so awesome thanks for everyone who came!!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Yay we're home!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Wow Apple, finally there will be multitasking on the iPhone. I feel bad for my battery life...

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Finally writers of LOST, answers...
So I'm trying to design our wedding cake and finding out that this is harder than I thought. We are looking at an "art deco" theme but something minimal in design. Any ideas?

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Today celebrates the only zombie rising recorded in history. Right Christians? Ughhh I have come to abolish your sins ughhhhh!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

It's iPad day ladies and gents. Who's getting one?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Man all the easy to pull April Fools jokes all involve bad karma...

Monday, March 29, 2010

WSJ is reporting that one of it's definitive sources says that Verizon will get the iPhone this year. I say it's all BS unless Apple says so. We shouldn't have to wait too long to know for sure.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Is finally getting the time to watch Black Dynamite.
Another Sunday means another slow day standing around.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

It took me almost 2.5 hours to get to work today...fml

Monday, March 22, 2010

Gowalla or foursquare? Any suggestions?
These chicks are dudes...

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Thanks Democrats! History has truly been made today!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010


Monday, March 15, 2010

WTF is wrong with people?!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Big wedding changes are afoot!! Details later...
Celebrate today and eat sone Pi!!

Friday, March 12, 2010

Phew! First time back at the gym since I've moved and it feels good!
Yay I beat Mass Effect 2! Now I can finally put the controller down...and then pick it back up to play Forza 3!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Yay date is now finalized And we have a baker for our cake!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

FFFUUU Verizon just locked in NFL Mobile from Sprint for the next four years. No love for AT&T...

Monday, March 8, 2010

It didn't work Matt! I still got hit with CA tax and union dues. Eff...
First Uverse sale woot!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Common Up In The Air for best picture!

Saturday, March 6, 2010

At the park for the first time since I've moved here...and it's raining

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Just booked photographer and videographer for the wedding. Very cool stuff!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Uverse is hard to sell...

Monday, February 22, 2010

You wanna play like that Enrique? Game on!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Well first day back to work at the new store, opening btw. This should be interesting...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Just dropped Sara off at the spa for a 3 hour panpering. I hope she enjoys it.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Here in Cali unpacking the truck...kinda
So long Vegas...

Friday, February 12, 2010

Last day working at this store...

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

After much deliberation within myself, I have abolished my "revenge list" in hopes that karma will overcome. It was a short list but it feels good not to worry about it.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Congrats New Orleans!

Friday, February 5, 2010

I have a 31% of surviving a zombie apocalypse and I am 55% effective as a human shield. My dead body is worth $4475 and I am 47% geek. Phew...
Boredom: I could fend off 20 five year olds but only 15 ninety year olds. My body can feed 19 cannibals and I would taste like broiled chicken.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

LOST has started again and the world of TV is a much better place.
3 hours!
After getting 7 perfect 5s for Customer Feedback Surveys in January, I got a 1 on the last day of the month, the worst score possible...FML

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Thanks Target for the going away party last night! It was awesome! I will miss you all! (mostly)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

5 days kids. Set your clocks. ABC 9pm. We finally get to find out what the eff is going on.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Man Republicans are annoying sometimes. Instead of slamming our Democratic government, have valuable input so we can work together.
Thanks Apple for keeping the iPad with AT&T 3G. Had me scared for a second...
Common Apple, show us some cool shit.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

I convinced my manager to have a meeting then forgot to go..eff

Thursday, January 21, 2010

This weather makes me miss my Jeep *tear*

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Ahhh! Republicans got the senate back! We are all doomed!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

You had a good season Chargers, maybe next year.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Txt Haiti to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. And no worries about card info, it's billed directly to your cell bill. Plz help in need.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Man this weekend keeps getting better and better. U-Verse is now setup an ready to be installed when I move in. With $60/mth in discounts too...
Cali here I come!! Official move in date: Feb. 15th. Start date with AT&T: pending...

Thursday, January 14, 2010

TurboTax + E-File = happy times

Saturday, January 9, 2010

WTF there's an effin clown driving a van behind me...

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Nerdgasm!! Android is finally coming to AT&T! Five new devices (three exclusive) coming in the first half of 2010! Common Nexus One...

Saturday, January 2, 2010

The "Give a day, Get a Disney day" campaigns is one of the coolest things I've seen out of a big company. Register here:
Well I'm glad I woke up this early for nothing...fml

Friday, January 1, 2010

2010 here we come...